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The Travel Apps of Our Dreams

By Daniel Noll via uncornered market

It seems like smartphones can do just about anything these days, from waking us up in the morning according to our sleep cycles to translating foreign language signs we’ve just photographed. But our iPhones and Androids still can’t do everything.

As we put together travel plans for this coming fall, it occurs to us that some travel apps are still missing. Here are just a few of the award-winning ones we’re still waiting for.

1. What Would MacGyver Do (WWMD)

Forget TripIt. When you are in the middle of nowhere and the shit’s going down, who you gonna’ call? If you don’t have a signal, nobody. But wouldn’t it be nice to go all MacGyver, and know that a roll of duct tape, some nail clippers, a bandana, a head lamp and a business card can help you escape the pack of banditos waiting for you at the base of the volcano?
MacGyver Toolkit

Ready for the magic of What Would MacGyver Do?

Enter in the bits, bobs and gear available, describe the situation that needs to be overcome and let WWMD figure a way out.

2. Bedbug Detector

Bedbugs are everywhere: in the news and also in beds across the world, from the spiffiest 5-star hotels in New York to the dingiest of guest houses in Ecuador. If you’ve ever been bitten, you’ll know how truly awful they are. (In one of our worst bedbug bouts, we sustained well over a hundred bites each.)

Enter Bedbug Detector.

Hover over the bed in question and the app delivers a heat map of it. The red spots, those are the bedbugs. And if it looks like your bed is on fire (and not with passionate love), it’s time to hit the road to someplace with a bit less itch in its future.

3. The Haggler

I know, I know. Haggling is half the fun. Heck, it’s all the fun if you are one of those travelers who relishes grinding a street vendor down to $1.00 for that Che Guevara t-shirt.

But let’s say you find yourself in the middle of a market and you don’t know how to begin haggling, you feel at a disadvantage, you don’t know the language, or you just don’t have the energy to play the haggling game.

Open The Haggler.

Haggler Basic allows you to take a photo of the item and have the app suggest a fair local price for it. Then it will give you some phrases to use in your haggling process. Use the “I’m Feeling Lucky” setting, turn the phone towards the vendor and have it do some basic haggling for you.

For more difficult higher-end items, Haggler Pro offers the opportunity to connect with a local. Via video chat, show the person the item you wish to purchase and then allow that person to haggle for you.

4. The Consul Finder

If you’ve ever obtained a visa to one of the stickier countries on the planet, you’ll know that not all consular officers are created equal. Some are traveler-friendly — they offer tea and biscuits. And then there are others. They show you the door. Add to this the fact that visa regulations not only change from country to country, but also from consulate to consulate.

There must be a way to sort through this more efficiently than random travel forums.

There is. It’s called the Consul Finder.

Enter your nationality, the country to which you are trying to get a tourist visa, and where you are currently located. This app will tell you where the friendliest (and least expensive) consulate is in the region.

5. Mini Taser

Tired of that bulldog slackpacker who won’t stop hitting on you? Need to dispatch with a few touts? You just exited the airport, are swamped in cabbies and need some space? A little behavior modification for someone cutting in line to get into the Sistine Chapel? You’re about to hand over your phone to a mugger?

The Mini Taser is just the app for you.

Two settings, subtle and brutal. Subtle is for the transgressor who needs an inconspicuous nudge to adjust his behavior. Brutal is for, well, you know.

A key pick for the solo female traveler.

6. Street Food Sleuth

Raise your hand if you’ve ever eyed up some fine looking street food and wondered, “Is that going to make me sick?”

Raise both hands if you ate that street food and actually got sick.

Don’t get us wrong: we love street food. While traveling, it’s often the cheapest and most enjoyable way to nourishment and local interaction. But some are still scared of it.
Burmese Street Food

You know you want it

Enter the Street Food Sleuth. With this app, you can hover your smart phone over the street food in question and get a reading on lurking parasites and unhealthy bacteria like e-coli or salmonella. Eat street food to your heart’s content without the fear of hugging the bowl later that night.

Warning: Don’t bring the Street Food Sleuth to your favorite restaurant back home. You may be in for an unpleasant surprise.

7. Stag Party Avoider (SPA)

Having lived in Prague for five years and having waded through piles of post-stag party puke on Prague’s fine streets, we go on the record: stag parties (bachelor parties bent on cheap destruction) are a blight.

Worse yet, wading through mobs of would-be vomiters in places like Tallinn, Vilnius, or Bratislava does wonders to scotch a romantic nighttime stroll.

Enter Stag Party Avoider (SPA), the crowd-sourced, artificial intelligence method of avoiding staggering stag partygoers.

Based on your current location, SPA will give you a reading on stag parties in the area, complete with information about nationality (so you can tune your avoidance if you wish, choosing the lesser of evils).

How does it work, you ask? SPA intelligence is based on real-time crowd-sourced feedback (“I’m at Murphy’s pub and there are naked young men wearing matching t-shirts.”) and a patented Facebook activity-scanning algorithm that looks for keywords like “strip club”, “barf”, “beer”, and “There’s no way he’s getting married this weekend.”

8. You’re Off Track

While many of our best travel experiences have taken place in the context of getting lost, there have been times (oh, so many times) when it would have been nice to actually get where we were headed.

And having a map, even a Google Map, doesn’t always solve this problem. We need the genie in the phone – aka, You’re Off Track – who buzzes, rings or shocks us in case we’ve strayed too far off course.

Then we know to take out the phone, find where we are and get back on track.

Maybe you’re thinking “But how about TomTom?” The rub is that we don’t want our iPhone yelling out directions as we walk or bike down the street. Also, can TomTom guide you through the backwoods of Bangladesh in search of 7-layer tea?

You’re Off Track can.

9. Sticky Finger Finder

About to enter a busy market, festival or concert and wondering who’s on the take?

Open Sticky Finger Finder and let it scan the area for pickpockets.

Within seconds, the phones of nearby pickpockets and thieves begin to ring — with a custom ringtone, of course — making it easy for you to avoid them.
Flea Market, Vienna

Whose phone is ringing now?

Add-on modules include Tout Finder and Scam Finder.

Then, enter the Mini Taser app.

How does it work, you ask? We wish we knew.

10. The Travel App You Wish Existed

What iPhone travel apps or Android apps would you like to see come to life? Leave us a comment below and we’ll select the most clever ones in a follow up post via uncornered market.

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airplane toilets = suction suckers

The airplane toilet experiment

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Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck one end of a roll of toilet paper in an airplane toilet, rolled the rest of the roll down the aisle and then flushed? One guy did.

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why not travel? reasons + solutions

First Flight-A-Phobia: America’s List of Excuses for Not Traveling

By ASTAR via OffTrackPlanet


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Browsing travel sites, clicking through friends’ amazing travel photos and hearing people talk about their international adventures gets all of our travel juices bubbling. Some let themselves boil over, drop their jobs, let go of cars, apartments, pets and other material bullshit and hop on the next flight out. Others…well you tell us. Why haven’t you taken that first flight?

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An illness that strikes everyone at all aware of the world outside of themselves, caused by a fear of the unknown, irrational perception of impossibility and lack of nice, round cajones. Travel jealousy is the only, terribly painful, symptom. If not properly treated, it can lead to a lifetime of mediocrity, regret and mind-fucking-ness.

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The pursuit of the “American Dream” is holding you back, convincing you that money matters most, that it is unsafe outside of your comfort zone, instilling fear of hostels, language barriers, creating unrealistic health risks and the perception that travel is a waste of precious, corporate-ladder climbing time. The Dream can wait (besides, it’s not so dreamy at the moment) while you take some time to discover the true meaning of really living. Let’s get the elements that lead to your phobia squared away:

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Chances are your bank account, right at this moment, is hanging out in “broke as a joke” territory, dwindling down to that overdraft line for some time. Guess what? We’ve all seen the bottom of a Cup-O-Noodle, more than once. So how can you afford to travel? You see, Americans conceptualize travel as a luxury, something reserved for retirement when you can afford to stay at fancy hotels and take cruises. It doesn’t have to be that way. In fact, the less cruising you do the better. It all comes down to that first flight out of the country. So going to Australia may be out of your range (about $1400 round trip depending on the season) but there’s no reason why you can’t afford getting down to Central America (you can find flights to various regions for under $300 round trip). Even parts of Europe are relatively affordable to fly into at times. And once you’re there, holy shit do you have options. You can pilgrimage through Spain for Semana Santa (being fed and housed by nuns along the way), learn everything about tango in Buenos Aires, catch some karma at the Chao Phraya temples in Bangkok (or pay your dues at the nearby Penis Shrine) and fill in those pesky tan lines at clothing-optional Greek beaches, all for free. What can you do at home for free?

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Kidnappings, murders, rapes and robberies happen, everywhere, all the time. Check out how many rapists live in your neighborhood. The truth is, America’s violent crime rate is much higher than that of other industrialized countries all over the world. Let’s crunch some numbers: According to FBI statistics (2008), the U.S. is at about five homicides per 100K people. Places like Ireland, Germany, the Netherlands and Norway are at about one. Sure, if you go to war territories in the Middle East or stand around aimlessly in the border towns of Mexico, shit will go down. But people live relatively peacefully around the world and while it is possible you may get your iPod stolen if you flaunt it, who cares? Cure your fear with knowledge and read our safety guide.

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Your biggest travel health concern is diarrhea. You CAN have a fatal case of the shits if you don’t properly treat it but c’mon, diarrhea is something we’ve all had some experience with. The true fear here lies in the crap our media drills into our heads about foreign bird viruses and poisonous animals crawling into our ears at night. You won’t get AIDS, malaria or cholera the moment you step on African soil or instant food-poisoning from trying a new cuisine abroad. If you get the flu, break your arm, suffer a heat stroke or just feel plain shitty, every country has a hospital, clinic or pharmacy that will take care of you. Read our Health Guide online to work out your international germaphobia.

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Your parents may think that traveling is a huge waste of time, all about getting drunk and partying (and some of it should be), but it has real value that your lame day to day at home just can’t match. Let’s see: Add up your morning commute, time hanging out on Facebook chatting with people about how much you hate your job/school, prolonged lunch breaks and those days you’re just too bored with life to get out of bed. What’s that equal? A whole bunch of empty time. Every minute of travel is a change, an opportunity to learn something new, at the very least, it makes you feel alive. You can really milk the value of travel by volunteering or studying abroad (adding value to your resume and college applications). Plus, if you’re a hedonist, you can volunteer in Greece and never even have to leave the beach.

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Sounds like a bunch of dirty, disease-spreading halfway houses, inhabited by crackheads and Asian women with infected eyeballs? Despite what America tells you, hostels are generally safe and fun budget accommodations around the world that expose you to fellow travelers where you can exchange travel stories, cook meals and, if you get sneaky, have the sexytime. Screw mints on your pillow; make friends for life instead.

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Need we remind you that we all had to learn to speak at some point. Before then? Well, there were a lot of hand gestures and noises to get the point across. When you travel to places where you don’t speak the language, you can resort back to your baby body language and get by just fine. Additionally, speaking only English means that a good portion of the world will at least somewhat understand you. If you want to stay clear of the “I don’t speak your language” douchebag territory completely, you can tutor English to local college students in exchange for help with their native language or take a few formal courses while you’re there.

So much is yours for the taking if you just get over that first flight hurdle. Get a backpack, book a flight, order a drink and stop being a pussy; there’s no such thing as first flight-a-phobia anyway.

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are you coachy or first classy?

try to “curb your enthusiasm” over this one!

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By Meg Nesterov via Gadling

On this week’s episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David returned to New York, home of Seinfeld. On the plane, he got into an argument with a coach passenger on using the bathroom in different classes. Larry claims to still be “coachy” even when flying first class. This isn’t the first time Larry David has tackled the class issue, here’s a classic scene of Elaine suffering in coach on Seinfeld, and here’s why you can’t just move up to an empty seat up front.

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talk to me goose

take me home or loose me forever! top gun spoof with Boeing 787 vs. Airbus A380 airplanes

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Let’s do this. Goose and Maverick are back on the (computer) screen in this new spoof from 3D-Aviation. The team took classic footage from Top Gun and re-worked the plane shots to feature a 787 and A380 completing dastardly feats of daring, including spins, turns, and “goosing” the tower.

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